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Rough Love: We’re Back! - Welcome back to Rough Love, the column where we share your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories. If you think you can top this batch of rough loving, you can submit your story at the bottom of the article.

My ex-boyfriend decided to call me after months of us not talking to one another. He told me how much he missed me and how we should get back together. After about 20 minutes of this he tells me he got some girl pregnant. “But we could make it work.” Asshole.
-Anonymous

My boyfriend dared me to hack his email account, so I tried to retreive his password using his secret question. Which he forgot was “what bitch won’t put out?” and is mad at me for guessing right… My own name.
-Anonymous

I once accidentally burped in my gf’s mouth while making out.
-Anonymous 

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