unfollovv:

i’ve never taken a cold shower bc when cold meets hot there’s a reaction

(Source: imnotjailbait)

lynzave:

my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing 

(Source: ciryes)

meatbicyclevevo:

urtube:

I hope all of you end up living in houses similar to the ones you built for your sims to live in

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thanks

radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

thottweiler:

THE WORST THING THAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN

thottweiler:

THE WORST THING THAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN

(Source: bigeisamazing)

The best moment in tv history

clitorito:

The last one
clitorito:

The last one
clitorito:

The last one

clitorito:

The last one

(Source: pleatedjeans)

shouldnt:

I honestly hate people who don’t leave voicemails liKE WHY DID YOU CALL ME

I DONT KNOW

NO ONE KNOWS

weteevee:

*makes typo on tombstone* I’ve made a grave mistake

(Source: flygoing)

pussyhands:

what if our use of emojis gradually becomes so extensive that we actually circle back to writing in hieroglyphics

paprika:

maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted