tbh if u really think that iphone users are elitists ask ANY nerd why they prefer android n they’ll go on and on for hours, insulting the phone, steve jobs, tim cook, their entire families, everyone that works for apple, the schools they all attended, and their mothers’ lasagna recipes
[approaches straight couple] so which of you is the yard sard and which is the yale sale
you deserve to be in a relationship with a person who doesnt make you compete for their affection and never has you guessing where you stand with them
why arent oven mitts called glovens
being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short pls dont call people annoying
How dare you tell me what I need or don’t need to tell my bf. He’s mine. My life. Is mine. You “can’t sleep because you’re harboring a secret”. Fuck. You. There’s no fucking secret. Do I feel the need to tell him about my weekend? No. Because it will do nothing but cause problems. And to try and tell me who I should and shouldn’t hang out with? Fuck off. I didn’t stop you from hanging out with the shithole druggy. I tried but you chose him over me. You’re over reacting and I can’t stand how you were acting tonight. To call and lecture me. And have that be your sole purpose for calling me. Are you fucking kidding. Then you get mad when I don’t want your relationship advice because you’ve been with your bf for all of a month and everything is perfect. You’re not my parent and they’re perfectly fine with my choices. Do they like all of my friends. No. But they agree that my decision to “harbor this secret” as you stated, is the best one. Hell they told me not to tell him when I was going to in the first place. So fuck you. It’s not a huge deal. It’s not like I fucked a chick or a guy for that matter.
thegalaxyisalive I need you 😖😢😞
This suggests that Nicki Minaj also wrote little bits and pieces of “Baby Got Back.” Which would be impressive… except it’s a lie. LIES NICKI MINAJ.
tumblr user literarygingerfox deadass doesn’t know what sampling is smh
I do. I’m also aware that she said every word she spits is hers. I’ve chosen to take her literally. Which makes her wrong.
tumblr user literarygingerfox thinks that Nicki Minaj playing a recording of Sir Mix-A-Lot’s actual voice in her song is the same thing as Nicki Minaj spitting her own verses. tumblr user literarygingerfox deadass doesn’t know what sampling is.
Yea. She said anything she spits. She doesn’t spit his part. Its his voice saying his words. Stop being a troll Fox.
tell me im cute then fuck me
I will not. I will tell you that you are beautiful. Then i will take you to the park and we will have an amazing time and mabe stare into eachothers eyes and kiss for a while. Mabe we will take some time and stare at the clouds while we hold eachothers hands. And then whem it starts to get late, ill take you home and wish you good night as I kiss your forehead amd say, “I cant wait to see you tomorrow.”
i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with
a day before a test and the only question i have is what did we learn