bentleyandcorgski:

Poor little guy looking for a friend

bentleyandcorgski:

Poor little guy looking for a friend

oldmellowbricks:

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The Rowdyruff Boys had two dads and nobody had a problem with it

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One of them was even a cross-dressing devil lobster. Did anybody complain? Nope.

(Source: paulradd)

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

best-of-imgur:

Look at things a little differently.
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saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

I feel this spiritually.

(Source: meladoodle)

mylifeasqueenb:

girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

citizensyndrome:

I see you, Fox News.

africandad:

whenever im trying to do anything

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rapewhistled:

she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord

dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

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denchgang:

never skip leg day

(Source: pleatedjeans)