when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit
Epic double fail
I’m finally realizing just how much you care about me. You’re nothing but cute and sweet lately. You send me random cute messages. I tell you I love you and I truly mean it. You’re one of the best things to happen in my life and I’m beyond glad that I responded to your message online.
You amaze me with how much you care about me and wanna be with me. I mean you don’t just talk a good game. You show me. Although you saying that you needed to be close to me and that even me being in your skin (as odd as that was ) wouldnt be close enough to you was actually really cute. I’m always gonna be nervous about the future. I’m a worrier. But having you to keep me grounded and from going insane has to be one of the best feelings and I hope I get to keep it. …I really do love you boy. Even though you probably won’t ever read this.
repeat after me
if a bi, pan, or asexual person dates someone of the opposite gender
IT DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE STRAIGHT
do you think whoever was designing the default netflix avatar made a mistake somewhere but just sat there laughing at the result for so long that the whole design team decided to keep it