Enigma_Squared

Yay cookouts!

Going to a cookout after work this Saturday at my bestfriends house. I’ve missed her. So what if I’m bringing the only girl i ever truly loved, or that the only boy I was ever in love with woo most likely be there.
With his baby…
And his girlfriend.
Shit. I didn’t realize how awkward this is gonna be.
Fuck.
This will be interesting.

Or possibly the worst decision I’ve made in a while. We’ll see.

Gah! Idk! !

The boy is being weird and distant. I’m losing interest. I care but,i don’t. I low him, but i don’t. Ugh.
On other notes. The girl is being nice, she talks to me like the friends we started as. I don’t know how to feel. It’s comfortable. I know it’s stupid i still care, but i enjoy spending time with her. It’s just nice to talk to sometime who knows me better than anyone. I don’t miss us, I just miss her. My mom flipped out already. She thinks we’re reconnecting. ugh.

Work Sucks: Everyone Wants To Be Like Mike

collegehumor:

Kobe Bryant came into the Barnes and Noble store that I work at in Orange County. He was just there to pick up some gifts and was trying to keep a low profile. When he walked in, the lady who I was helping got really excited, looked at me, and said, “Look over there, it’s Michael Jordan!”

collegehumor:

There’s no way wind chimes THAT attractive live around here.

collegehumor:

There’s no way wind chimes THAT attractive live around here.

collegehumor:



Angry Amazon Reviews of Adorable Dog Costumes
These are actual Amazon reviews. It doesn’t even look like the dog cares being eaten by a dinosaur. Review the rest of the reviews.

collegehumor:

Angry Amazon Reviews of Adorable Dog Costumes

These are actual Amazon reviews. It doesn’t even look like the dog cares being eaten by a dinosaur. Review the rest of the reviews.

collegehumor:

Exotic Flower Aptly Named Naked Hanging Men
She loves me (OWWW), she loves me not (STOP YOU’RE KILLING ME).

collegehumor:

Exotic Flower Aptly Named Naked Hanging Men

She loves me (OWWW), she loves me not (STOP YOU’RE KILLING ME).

(Source: twitter.com)