perks-of-being-chinese:

when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit

precumming:

cher has the best twitter of all time

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Epic double fail

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I’m finally realizing just how much you care about me. You’re nothing but cute and sweet lately. You send me random cute messages. I tell you I love you and I truly mean it. You’re one of the best things to happen in my life and I’m beyond glad that I responded to your message online.
You amaze me with how much you care about me and wanna be with me. I mean you don’t just talk a good game. You show me. Although you saying that you needed to be close to me and that even me being in your skin (as odd as that was ) wouldnt be close enough to you was actually really cute. I’m always gonna be nervous about the future. I’m a worrier. But having you to keep me grounded and from going insane has to be one of the best feelings and I hope I get to keep it. …I really do love you boy. Even though you probably won’t ever read this.

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

ghettoffmylawn:

whatcha thinkin’ ‘bout?

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daedragoddess:

repeat after me

if a bi, pan, or asexual person dates someone of the opposite gender

IT DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE STRAIGHT

cherenigans:

do you think whoever was designing the default netflix avatar made a mistake somewhere but just sat there laughing at the result for so long that the whole design team decided to keep it

image

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

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taint3ed:

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radical-llama:

i paint my nails black to match the colour of my soul

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